A little ditty

To the Tune of Handlebars by the Flobots

I can eat butter on my toast
and mayonnaise and salad dressing when I want to
when i want to

I can eat a whole bagel with cream cheese
And I’ll have some cream in my coffee please

And potatoes, cheese, and peanut butter
Bread and pasta, rice, meat and rolls

I can eat pizza, a cheeseburger
And a french fry, maybe even two or three

I can put on my clothes in the morning now
And look at my butt in the mirror too

I can touch my legs without cringing
I can smile when I see my reflection

I can tell you I feel fine and really mean it
And I can just be mad and nothing else if I want to
If I want to

Because I can look at my butt in the mirror now
In the mirror now
In the mirror now….